Here goes with the TRUTH! I cannot claim to surf, scuba dive or sing opera. I don't knit my own yoghurt or rescue stranded monkeys for the Red Cross. And I'm also not planning to climb Mount Kilimanjaro to raise money for orphaned nuns! But I do treat people with warmth and respect, manage my own business around healthcare, run a home (sort of!), lend a hand to others, slow down for pedestrians, maintain important friendships, scramble to the gym 3 times a week and at least try to feed my soul with art and quiet. All without the aid of drugs or alcohol! Truthfully, I can be both careful and clumsy, serious or silly. I lose stuff, forget stuff and find stuff that I wasn't even looking for. Sometimes I’m surprisingly bright and even quick-witted but other days I’m just about as stupid as a bag of spuds... and mostly I’m upbeat (but not all the 'barbie' time) and I can look good when I’m not looking rough!
So - given how undeniably 'fab' I must be(!) - who am I looking for? You are a sincere, caring woman who puts relationships above material gain, yet you don’t live in a rusty caravan at the motorway services boiling soup in your shoes. You’re not Superwoman but you can tie your own shoelaces and tell right from wrong without having to phone a friend. You have both a sense of humour and a sense of tragedy since life isn’t a Disney movie! (If it was, I’d pick ‘The Lady and The Tramp’!). Most of all, you’ve mastered the art of imitating ‘The Boyfriend Effect’ by never watching more than two minutes of any TV programme before flicking channels, never paying attention to anything you say and giving yourself rubbish second-hand pressies wrapped in old newspaper and duct tape.
Well the good news is you don’t have to do all that wonderful stuff on your own anymore - just write to me and let me do it for you! ;)
